You have my Sword, Bow, Axe, Heart! Funny Lord of the Rings Fantasy Valentines Card
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Why We Love This Product
You Have My Sword Card | Lord of the Rings Inspired Love Card | Geeky Anniversary or Valentine’s Card | Fantasy Romance Card
A love card for fantasy fans who know the reference ❤️⚔️
This Lord of the Rings–inspired card features the iconic line:
“You have my sword… and you have my bow… and my axe…”
followed by the only thing that really matters — “but you also have my heart.”
Perfect for anniversaries, Valentine’s Day, or just to let your favourite adventuring companion know they’re your party member for life. A great choice for LOTR fans, D&D players, and anyone who appreciates nerdy romance done right.
Size 13.5cm square
240gsm thickness card
Blank inside
Each card includes a white envelope.
Materials: 240gsm card.
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