Simon's Sword

Simon's Sword

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Simon's Sword
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Simon's Sword

Simon's Sword

£12.99
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Why We Love This Product

*** FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY ***

Simon has a sword, but he's desperate to have a sword fight. Will he get his happy ending? (Pun very much intended.) Follow Simon on his journey!

This book is pure fiction and not based on anyone I know in real life. Don't sue me - I have nothing!

Buy this book if:

  • You have a sword
  • You like swords
  • You like sword fights
  • Your name is Simon or Stuart
  • You enjoy silly, immature humour and cheeky innuendos
  • You want to support a very small author who does this in her spare time

* Reasons to buy are not limited to the 6 listed above.

Book Details

  • 38 pages
  • Published: March 2025
  • EAN: 9798313692180
  • Author: Jen Jenivive
  • Binding: Paperback

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The Autographed edition comes signed on the cover, with a personal message inside. Just add a note to your order letting me know who it's for and any special message you'd like included. If no note is added, the cover will be signed only.

Please allow up to 7 days for fulfilment of autographed copies.

Want to personalise this book? Find the Customised version here.

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