Grate Expectations: The Bearded Collie Cheese Tax Apron
£26.00
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Grate Expectations: The Bearded Collie Cheese Tax Apron
£26.00
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Dispatched by the maker. UK delivery & returns.
Why We Love This Product
This apron isn't just for cooking — it’s for reminding everyone that payment is due... in cheese. Featuring your very own Hairicane of Chaos and Affection (aka a Bearded Collie), it proudly declares: "Don’t forget the cheese tax." Because behind every good chef is a Bearded Collie with soulful eyes and a dairy-based economy. Whether you're whipping up dinner or just opening the fridge, this apron ensures culinary justice is served—one cheesy bribe at a time.
Material: 65% polyester/35% cotton twill.
- Self fabric neck tie with sliding, adjustable buckle.
- Industrial laundry 85°C.
- Domestic wash 60°C.
- WRAP Certified Production.
Weight:
- Colours: 190gsm
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