Will You Eat My Clam?
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Will You Eat My Clam?
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Why We Love This Product
*** FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY ***
Our main character has a clam that needs eating. She offers it to a few people but they keep declining for various reasons - what a nightmare! Will she get her clam eaten? Will she get her happy ending? You'll have to buy the book to find out!
Buy this book if:
- You have a clam that needs eating
- You enjoy silly adult-themed humour and innuendo
- You're looking for a brilliantly rude gift
- You want to support a very small author who does this in her spare time
Book Details
- 31 pages
- Published: October 2025
- ISBN: 979-8272386939
- Dimensions: 20.32 x 20.32 cm
- Author: Jen Jenivive
- Binding: Paperback
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The Autographed edition comes signed on the cover, with a personal message inside. Just add a note to your order letting me know who it's for and any special message you'd like included. If no note is added, the cover will be signed only.
Please allow up to 7 days for fulfilment of autographed copies.
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