The Birthday Blowjob: A Story Of A Candle
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The Birthday Blowjob: A Story Of A Candle
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Why We Love This Product
*** For Mature Readers Only ***
The Birthday Blowjob is the story of a candle who has been waiting ALL year for this moment. Standing tall, burning bright and ready to be blown... properly!
Birthdays are pretty unpredictable though, aren't they? The story is told from the candle's point of view as it endures:
- Weak efforts
- Poor technique
- A catastrophic Granny incident
This short story is cheeky, fun and the perfect birthday gift!
This book is NOT for children, Grannies, or anyone who takes birthdays seriously.
Autographed Edition
This book is available with a personal autograph on the cover and a custom message inside. Select the autographed version before adding to your cart, and add a note to your order with who you'd like it signed for and any special message. If no note is added, only the front cover will be signed.
Please allow up to 7 days for fulfilment of autographed copies.
Book Details
- ISBN-13: 979-8241492555
- Dimensions: 20.32 x 20.32 x 0.18 cm
- Language: English
- Author: Jen Jenivive
- Binding: Paperback
- Pages: 27
- Release Date: 27 December 2025
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