"Stop looking at my Tits" T-Shirt
Dispatched by the maker. UK delivery & returns.
Why We Love This Product
Inspired by Mum’s Great Tits
Before your mind runs off… it’s about birds. Honest. This tee is a playful nod to nature, nosy glances, and the glorious Great Tit. Bold text, tongue firmly in cheek, and guaranteed to make people look twice then laugh when it clicks.
Perfect for garden lovers, book fans, pub trips, festivals, or anyone who enjoys humour that lives right on the edge of “did they really wear that?”. Soft, comfy, and confidently ridiculous in the best way.
Warning: may attract smirks, bird facts, and the odd “I had to read that twice”. 😏🐦
Product Specification
FABRIC 65% polyester 35% cotton, 160gsm
WASHCARE Maximum washing temperature 40°C Normal process Do not bleach Do not tumble dry Iron at max temperature of 150°C Do not dry clean
Size Guide
| Size | Chest to fit (inches) | Actual chest (cm) | Length (cm) | Sleeve length (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 32–34 | 88 | 68 | 7 |
| S | 36–38 | 95 | 69 | 8 |
| M | 40 | 100 | 70 | 9 |
| L | 42 | 105 | 71 | 10 |
| XL | 44 | 112 | 73 | 11 |
| XXL | 46–48 | 121 | 75 | 12 |
Fit advice: Measurements are taken flat. If you're between sizes or prefer a looser fit, size up.
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Materials & Care
Each item in Found in Britain is made or supplied by an independent British maker, using materials chosen for their suitability, quality, and intended use.
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Shipping & Returns
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Where applicable, returns are accepted in line with UK consumer regulations. Please note that certain items, such as custom-made or hygiene-sensitive products, may be excluded from standard return rights. Full details are provided on individual product pages.