Please Leave By 9 Needlepoint Pillow

Please Leave By 9 Needlepoint Pillow

£60.00
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Please Leave By 9 Needlepoint Pillow

Please Leave By 9 Needlepoint Pillow

£60.00
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Why We Love This Product

Say what everyone's thinking – politely, of course.

The "Please Leave By 9" needlepoint pillow is the ultimate funny slogan cushion for your sofa. Equal parts humour and style, this statement piece is designed for those who love their home... and their bedtime. A bold rectangular lumbar cushion that earns its place on any sofa or bed.

"My best wellness product for self-care"
– Gwyneth Paltrow (yes, really)

Handcrafted using traditional needlepoint stitching, this funny cushion features a rich navy velvet backing and is fully reversible – bringing both comfort and personality to your space.

Perfect as a funny home decor piece or a unique housewarming gift, this slogan pillow guarantees laughs (and maybe earlier exits).

Perfect for:
Funny home decor lovers, introverts & early sleepers, unique housewarming gifts, statement cushions for sofas & beds.

Product details:

  • Limited edition – only a small run made for each drop
  • Handmade with high-quality needlepoint stitching
  • Includes inner hollowfibre cushion
  • Rectangle: 30cm x 50cm
  • Navy velvet reversible backing

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.

Supplier Information

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.

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Materials & Care

Each item in Found in Britain is made or supplied by an independent British maker, using materials chosen for their suitability, quality, and intended use.

Care instructions vary by product and maker. Where applicable, please follow the guidance provided to help maintain the appearance, performance, and longevity of your purchase.

Shipping & Returns

Orders are fulfilled by independent Cornish makers or their appointed partners. Dispatch times and delivery methods may vary depending on the item and its origin.

Where applicable, returns are accepted in line with UK consumer regulations. Please note that certain items, such as custom-made or hygiene-sensitive products, may be excluded from standard return rights. Full details are provided on individual product pages.

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