Meat & Two Veg

Meat & Two Veg

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Meat & Two Veg

Meat & Two Veg

£12.99
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Why We Love This Product

*** For Mature Audiences Only ***

A laugh-out-loud romp through the world of manhood, masculinity, and the misunderstood magic of what's down below. From the bestselling author of My Best Friends Are Balls comes another deliciously inappropriate, tongue-in-cheek celebration of the crown jewels — and their trusty companions.

With bold illustrations, razor-sharp wit, and just the right amount of sauce, this short, snappy book is perfect for anyone who enjoys adult humour served rare, juicy, and unapologetically cheeky. Whether you're gifting it to a mate, a partner, or keeping it on your own coffee table (or bathroom shelf), Meat and Two Veg is guaranteed to raise more than just eyebrows.

Warning: Not suitable for vegetarians — or the easily offended.

Autographed Edition

This book is available with a personal autograph on the cover and a custom message inside. Select the autographed version before adding to your cart, and add a note to your order with who you'd like it signed for and any special message. If no note is added, only the front cover will be signed.

Please allow up to 7 days for fulfilment of autographed copies.

Book Details

  • ISBN-13: 979-8282628227
  • Dimensions: 20.32 x 20.32 x 0.18 cm
  • Language: English
  • Author: Jen Jenivive
  • Binding: Paperback
  • Pages: 27
  • Release Date: 5 May 2025

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