"It's not gonna suck itself" T-Shirt
Regular Fit / XS
£14.99
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"It's not gonna suck itself" T-Shirt
£14.99
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Dispatched by the maker. UK delivery & returns.
Why We Love This Product
A lollipop graphic and a cheeky one-liner make this T-shirt a playful choice for anyone who enjoys a laugh and a bit of innuendo.
It’s made from 65% polyester and 35% cotton, with a fabric weight of 160gsm. Choose Regular Fit or Slim Fit, in sizes XS to 3XL.
Fit and sizing: Measurements are taken flat. If you’re between sizes or prefer a looser fit, size up.
- XS: chest to fit 32–34 inches; actual chest 88cm; length 68cm; sleeve 7cm
- S: chest to fit 36–38 inches; actual chest 95cm; length 69cm; sleeve 8cm
- M: chest to fit 40 inches; actual chest 100cm; length 70cm; sleeve 9cm
- L: chest to fit 42 inches; actual chest 105cm; length 71cm; sleeve 10cm
- XL: chest to fit 44 inches; actual chest 112cm; length 73cm; sleeve 11cm
- 2XL: chest to fit 46–48 inches; actual chest 121cm; length 75cm; sleeve 12cm
- 3XL is available in both fits; measurements are not provided.
Care: Machine wash at a maximum of 40°C on a normal cycle. Do not bleach or tumble dry. Iron at a maximum of 150°C. Do not dry clean.
Warning: may attract smirks, giggles, and the occasional raised eyebrow.
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
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If you have any questions or problems, please contact us first via chat, info@collectivesgroup.co.uk, or 07752 913689.
We are here to help you and can usually provide a quicker response this way.
Materials & Care
Each item in Found in Britain is made or supplied by an independent British maker, using materials chosen for their suitability, quality, and intended use.
Care instructions vary by product and maker. Where applicable, please follow the guidance provided to help maintain the appearance, performance, and longevity of your purchase.
Shipping & Returns
Orders are fulfilled by independent British makers or their appointed partners. Dispatch times and delivery methods may vary depending on the item and its origin.
Where applicable, returns are accepted in line with UK consumer regulations. Please note that certain items, such as custom-made or hygiene-sensitive products, may be excluded from standard return rights. Full details are provided on individual product pages.