"It's not going to suck itself" Mug
£6.99
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"It's not going to suck itself" Mug
£6.99
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Why We Love This Product
Start your day sweet… then absolutely ruin the vibe for everyone else in the room. This mug features a bold lollipop graphic and the not-so-subtle reminder: “It’s not gonna suck itself.” Perfect for coffee, tea, or whatever you’re sipping while judging the world before 9am.
Ideal for desks, kitchens, book launches, or as a gift for someone with a filthy sense of humour and zero shame. Sturdy, glossy, and guaranteed to spark laughs, awkward silences, or both.
Because mornings are hard. This mug isn’t. 😏
11oz capacity.
Dishwasher resistant up to 800 wash cycles at 45°C.
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Materials & Care
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Shipping & Returns
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Where applicable, returns are accepted in line with UK consumer regulations. Please note that certain items, such as custom-made or hygiene-sensitive products, may be excluded from standard return rights. Full details are provided on individual product pages.