If I Was a Traitor I’d Seduce You | Dark Humour Valentine's Day Card | Cheeky Anniversary Love Note
£2.75
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If I Was a Traitor I’d Seduce You | Dark Humour Valentine's Day Card | Cheeky Anniversary Love Note
£2.75
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Why We Love This Product
If I Was a Traitor I’d Seduce You | Dark Humour Love Card | Cheeky Valentine Day Card | Anniversary Card
Some people bring flowers. Some people bring dramatic, morally flexible devotion 😌
This cheeky Valentine’s card features a cloaked, mysterious figure and the line “If I was a traitor, I’d seduce you” — perfect for couples who enjoy dark humour, flirty banter, and a slightly unhinged sense of romance.
Ideal for partners who appreciate wit over sap, references without explanations, and love notes with a little bite.
Perfect for:
• Valentine’s Day
• Anniversaries
• Flirty relationships
• Geeky or nerdy couples
• Anyone who enjoys humour with edge
Size 13.5cm square
240gsm thickness card
Blank inside
Each card includes a white envelope.
Materials: 240gsm card.
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