Funny Traitor Leaving Card | Work Colleague Goodbye
£2.75
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Funny Traitor Leaving Card | Work Colleague Goodbye
£2.75
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Why We Love This Product
Funny Leaving Card | You Selfish Traitor Card | Work Colleague Goodbye Card | New Job Leaving Card | Office Humour Card
At first glance it says “You selfish traitor.”
Read properly, it says “We’re going to miss you.”
This funny work leaving card is designed to make them laugh first, then feel genuinely appreciated. Bold lettering delivers the joke from a distance, while the smaller text underneath reveals a warm, supportive message perfect for colleagues heading off to a new role.
Ideal for teams who show affection through humour and want to say goodbye without getting overly sentimental.
The full wording on the card reads:
You are leaving a gap that’s going to be very hard to fill and maybe it’s selfish of us to wish you weren’t going, but the word traitor is far too harsh for someone heading off to great things.
Perfect for:
• Work leaving cards
• Colleagues moving to a new job
• Team goodbyes
• Office humour gifts
• Saying goodbye with warmth and wit
Size 13.5cm square
240gsm thickness card
Blank inside
Each card includes a white envelope.
Materials: 240gsm card.
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