{"product_id":"will-you-eat-my-clam","title":"Will You Eat My Clam?","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e*** FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY ***\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOur main character has a clam that needs eating. She offers it to a few people but they keep declining for various reasons - what a nightmare! Will she get her clam eaten? Will she get her happy ending? You'll have to buy the book to find out!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuy this book if:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou have a clam that needs eating\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou enjoy silly adult-themed humour and innuendo\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou're looking for a brilliantly rude gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou want to support a very small author who does this in her spare time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eBook Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e31 pages\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePublished: October 2025\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eISBN: 979-8272386939\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDimensions: 20.32 x 20.32 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAuthor: Jen Jenivive\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBinding: Paperback\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWant It Signed?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Autographed edition comes signed on the cover, with a personal message inside. Just add a note to your order letting me know who it's for and any special message you'd like included. If no note is added, the cover will be signed only.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease allow up to 7 days for fulfilment of autographed copies.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Jen Jenivive","offers":[{"title":"Standard","offer_id":58506459971965,"sku":"BOOK-STAN-00008","price":12.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Autographed","offer_id":58506460004733,"sku":"BOOK-SIGN-00008","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0932\/0221\/9389\/files\/611MnD3ZH8L._SL1000.jpg?v=1786137896","url":"https:\/\/www.foundinbritain.co.uk\/products\/will-you-eat-my-clam","provider":"Found in Britain","version":"1.0","type":"link"}