{"product_id":"santas-sack","title":"Santa's Sack","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e*** FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY ***\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePoor old Santa's sack is full to the brim - he needs to empty it, and empty it quick! Will he do it? You'll have to buy the book to find out. Stupid Cupid the reindeer almost messes things up for Santa (spoiler: he doesn't).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you enjoy tongue-in-cheek humour with a Christmassy theme, this book is for you!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuy this book if:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou love Santa\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou (or someone you know) loves emptying a sack or two\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou want a brilliantly rude Christmas gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou enjoy silly, immature humour\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou want to support a very small author who does this in her spare time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e* Reasons to buy are not limited to the 5 above.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eBook Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e27 pages\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePublished: December 2024\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEAN: 9798302567475\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDimensions: 20.32 x 20.32 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAuthor: Jen Jenivive\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBinding: Paperback\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWant It Signed?\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Autographed edition comes signed on the cover, with a personal message inside. Just add a note to your order letting me know who it's for and any special message you'd like included. If no note is added, the cover will be signed only.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease allow up to 7 days for fulfilment of autographed copies.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Jen Jenivive","offers":[{"title":"Standard","offer_id":58506463281533,"sku":"BOOK-STAN-00037","price":12.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Autographed","offer_id":58506463314301,"sku":"BOOK-SIGN-00037","price":19.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0932\/0221\/9389\/files\/61fb4rcFeBL.jpg?v=1786137962","url":"https:\/\/www.foundinbritain.co.uk\/products\/santas-sack","provider":"Found in Britain","version":"1.0","type":"link"}