{"product_id":"please-leave-by-9-needlepoint-pillow","title":"Please Leave By 9 Needlepoint Pillow","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eSay what everyone's thinking – politely, of course.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eThe \"Please Leave By 9\" needlepoint pillow is the ultimate funny slogan cushion for your sofa. Equal parts humour and style, this statement piece is designed for those who love their home... and their bedtime. A bold rectangular lumbar cushion that earns its place on any sofa or bed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"My best wellness product for self-care\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e– Gwyneth Paltrow (yes, really)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003eHandcrafted using traditional needlepoint stitching, this funny cushion features a rich navy velvet backing and is fully reversible – bringing both comfort and personality to your space.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003ePerfect as a funny home decor piece or a unique housewarming gift, this slogan pillow guarantees laughs (and maybe earlier exits).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eFunny home decor lovers, introverts \u0026amp; early sleepers, unique housewarming gifts, statement cushions for sofas \u0026amp; beds.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct details:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eLimited edition – only a small run made for each drop\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eHandmade with high-quality needlepoint stitching\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eIncludes inner hollowfibre cushion\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eRectangle: 30cm x 50cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eNavy velvet reversible backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Pillow Drop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58405460836733,"sku":"Please Leave By 9","price":60.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0932\/0221\/9389\/files\/DSC_1335.png?v=1784351026","url":"https:\/\/www.foundinbritain.co.uk\/products\/please-leave-by-9-needlepoint-pillow","provider":"Found in Britain","version":"1.0","type":"link"}