{"product_id":"its-not-going-to-suck-itself-mug","title":"\"It's not going to suck itself\" Mug","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"56\" data-end=\"332\"\u003eStart your day sweet… then absolutely ruin the vibe for everyone else in the room. This mug features a bold lollipop graphic and the not-so-subtle reminder: \u003cem data-start=\"213\" data-end=\"244\"\u003e“It’s not gonna suck itself.”\u003c\/em\u003e Perfect for coffee, tea, or whatever you’re sipping while judging the world before 9am.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"334\" data-end=\"521\"\u003eIdeal for desks, kitchens, book launches, or as a gift for someone with a filthy sense of humour and zero shame. Sturdy, glossy, and guaranteed to spark laughs, awkward silences, or both.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"523\" data-end=\"568\"\u003eBecause mornings are hard. This mug isn’t. 😏\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Paragraph SCXW125010039 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"TextRun SCXW125010039 BCX0\" lang=\"EN-GB\" data-contrast=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW125010039 BCX0\"\u003e11oz capacity.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"Paragraph SCXW125010039 BCX0\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"TextRun SCXW125010039 BCX0\" lang=\"EN-GB\" data-contrast=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW125010039 BCX0\"\u003eDishwasher resistant up to 800 wash cycles at 45°C.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Jen Jenivive","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58506482319741,"sku":"MUG-WHITE-00005","price":6.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0932\/0221\/9389\/files\/Left_5.jpg?v=1786138047","url":"https:\/\/www.foundinbritain.co.uk\/products\/its-not-going-to-suck-itself-mug","provider":"Found in Britain","version":"1.0","type":"link"}